Skull Water: The Sparkling & Still Water They Don’t Want You To Drink

Hydration That Breaks All the Rules

Some drinks promise hydration.
Some promise simplicity.
Skull Water promises trouble — the refreshing kind.

From the chaotic fizz of our Sparkling (Red Can) to the cold, silent confidence of our Still (Black Can), Skull Water has officially entered the category of “they’re definitely watching us now.”

And honestly?
We’re fine with that.

Sparkling: Too Fizzy for the System

Skull Water Sparkling didn’t just arrive — it detonated.

The red can’s carbonation is so bold, so crisp, so aggressively refreshing that it’s been allegedly banned in 12 countries for being “too fizzy.”

Authorities call it “unsafe hydration levels.”
We call it Tuesday.

With a clean finish, tight bubbles, and the chaotic energy of someone who’s been awake for 32 hours, this is hydration for the unhinged, the unstoppable, and the easily over-caffeinated.

Still: Dangerously Smooth in the Black Can

If the sparkling can is too wild, the still version is too calm.

Skull Water Still (375ml x 10) is pure Australian spring water in its quietest, most dangerous form:

• No bubbles

• No noise

• No drama

• Just cold, emotionless hydration

It’s the drink for people who say nothing, react to nothing, and simply hydrate like a villain.
While the red can gets chased by cops, the black can walks away without making eye contact.

The Hydration They Can’t Regulate

A hooded figure opens a jacket.
Inside: cans of Skull Water.
A police officer screams, “That’s TOO MUCH hydration!”

The sparkling is chaos.
The still is calmness weaponised.
Both are apparently “a threat to hydration control.”

We take that as a compliment.

Hydration for Every Level of Chaos

Skull Water isn’t here to fit in.
It’s here to keep you alive through:

• festivals

• gigs

• gaming marathons

• study weeks

• questionable decisions

• and mornings-after-you-regret-everything

Two cans, two personalities:

🔥 Sparkling (Red Can) – loud, fizzy, and undeniably chaotic.
🖤 Still (Black Can) – smooth, cold, and completely unbothered.

Same pure Australian spring water.
Same attitude.
Two different ways to stay dangerously hydrated.

Join the Hydration Underground

No alleys.
No secret handshakes.
No officer yelling at you for “excessive bubbles.”

Just pure, premium spring water delivered to your door:

• Skull Water Sparkling (Red) – 375ml x 10 Pack

• Skull Water Still (Black) – 375ml x 10 Pack

Stay fizzy.
Stay calm.
Stay unbothered.
Stay Skull Water.